The Viper has bribed me with jewelry, haircuts and trips to etsy.com to get this thing done. What a wonderful boyfriend.
I don't know what running is, I don't know what exercise is. I only know things Byzantine, liturgical, "provincial" and to the general public, simply all things boring.
I'll be back. Soon - I hope. But not before some serious boozing.
Wish me luck because I know I'll need it.